America’s “incredible” discovery is Germany’s military diary! Normally, this would probably guarantee their victory in a war. But knowing the Allies…

Allies = win made of fail. How that works? They lose. But they win. :’D And you’ve got America as the leader, rofl.

It looks rather plain, no?

Or it could be Germany who foils their plans (who knew?).

So this is his handwriting... >D

Well, Germany’s tactic could be to poison everyone using food.

But oh wait! We’ve found Germany’s weakness! He’s a neat freak.

DUM DUM DUMMM~ And I thought Austria was bad. xD

Doitsu, I understand wiping the countertop when he’s kneading the dough but...

unless you’re wiping the stovetop, you’re unnecessary. Get out of his way! D<

This whole wiping down the table thing goes on until even Italy looks at him funny.

Awwww~ Isn’t he cute? >w< Doitsu’s epic return stare was made me lol.

Feli bby is hawt when hes cooking ( cough cough imma halfasu these comments )

You know you're an uber dork when even Feliciano looks at you funny.

Another development! Italy was attacked by France.

(And England too, but there are more misunderstandings possible with the above statement. xD)

LOL KYFNI. xDD

He’ll also look you funny if you do inappropriate things to him WOOT WOOT

...so we can pick on him when you ARE around? That was an inevitable comment :P

Poor Italia~ Always being bullied. Although I think the sounds he makes are adorable. xD

Gertalia ftw

France pops in, and runs off again. Germany is probably internally happy his enemies are gone, but… yay, Bulgaria!

What do you do when even your allies hate hit you?

You call your seme partner and get him to scare the double agent off then go do some doki doki

The next day, Italy invades Egypt?!

*cheers on Italy~~*

Or not. orz Egypt has like, a look of fascination on his face, it’s oddly amusing.

THE EVER-PWNSOME STICK MAKES ANOTHER ENTRANCE. XD

And then, the routine phone call. I love the chibi-Doitsu running around~

Not so easy being a caretaker, hm?

“I’m at my limit.” Aww Doitsu~ you know you love (your) Italia~!

Chibi!Doitsu is cute >u<

DoitsuxItalia ftwwww. Again, Italy = Damsel in distress ; Doitsu = Knight in shining armor woot. X3

Hey, making pasta in the desert is fun!

He then proceeds to ask someone else to be his babysitter, but upon dialing the phone…

Poor Doitsu. See, you do need Italy!

Awww, Doitsu don’t have anymore friends. D: All the more for you to rabu Feliciano~ >w<

So seme moe I died

Well, he doesn’t really know “what the hell Japan is thinking”, that’s why they’re not friends; but I had thought they were! D:

None of us will ever know what Nihon is really thinking. XD

Italy kickstarts this episode with a “Let’s make that thing!” Abrupt sleeptalking is the best– oh wait, that’s just typical Italy.

I thought they were building campfires.

Japan makes a cross, as if to confuse me even more. Though I was too busy waiting for the Allies (*England*) to show up to wonder what they were, aha. xD

Lol Kiku why such a out-of-place structure. xD Kyfni you always wait for England to show up, don’t you. XD

Shhhhh… I could say the same for you and Japan :3

You know me so well. 8D

…Canada’s also there… just invisible

Uhh from here, they look like... well, you dug your own grave.

Japan’s looks more like a grave then anyone’s. ;A;

THIS RECYCLED ANIMATION REMINDS ME OF TROLL HARUHI SEASON >8I

The Allies have come! Cued by glares from both Japan and Germany. In the mean time, Italy surrenders.

Yes, Italy~ take the lead! Though you’ll probably end up a prisoner.

Axis Powers Hetalia: In which Ash Ketchum is a hero, and Pikachu wields a wok and ladle.

Eff yeah ’cause Alfred is pwnsome like that. /shot.

So, China gets Germany with a whack to the head with his wok, and Japan with a swing of his ladle.

They’ve fought this fight like 4-5 times. How can you lose every time? D: Unless you’re Italy, but he’s… Italy. xD Or maybe China has super… kitchen utensil ninja skillz. =w=b

To interrupt the Allies, we’ve had Austria, Grandpa Rome, and probably something else. Who’s next? Santa Claus, of course! No, really.

Finland, you’re amazing.

Erk, apparently Finland is not too well known; by China, anyways. America claims that Italy has a lot of jolly friends, but I’m not sure Germany is included in that list… is there a side he isn’t showing us?! ;D

FINLAND ILUU, I thought he’d have a girlier voice tho (waifu waifu)

Awww, he’s so cuuteee. AND HAPPY DOITSU? DO WANT. 8D

Nothing says ’ceasefire’ better than opening presents. And everyone gets one!

England, you’re not old! Take it back! I refuse to like someone who doesn’t believe in Santa keke

What a interesting bow. xD OH LIVE A LITTLE BIT WILL YOU. ALFRED’S ALWAYS TELLING YOU YOU’RE OLD, DON’T SHOW THAT HE’S RIGHT. D: (okay well not really, but that’s just me. 8D )

Japan seems to like his present a lot. Fufu, I know what Kagamin would like for her Xmas present~

Kiku plz. Screw the wrapping, it’s inside that counts, right? xD

CHINA YOU ARE ADORABLE. s22222

HE IS LOL. *squeees*

That cat shoulda been Shinatty, but still cute >w<

Uhm Germany, we really didn’t need to know about this secret side of you...

TMI, TMI DOITSU. Fufufufu….

LOLLL Germany likes his eroge wootwoot

Aww, Alfred looks forward to Xmas the most every year~! I wonder if this was Arthur’s influence… /shot

ALFRED WHY SO SERIOUS DURING THIS. D:

Our feelings... when they’re combined...

Won’t affect Russia. He’ll still probably kill you. (Notice how it’s snowing on everyone’s close-up, EXCEPT Russia’s. o_o

And Finland saves the day!

Christmas saves the day d = u = b

But Austria refuses to be outdone lol.

I wonder what he got. I wonder what they all got. We only got to see Japan’s, China’s, & Doitsu’s presents. >A<

The Allies are planning some kind of assault in some snowy, barren wasteland. China thinks they’re parachuting down; Russia has another idea. If there’s no one who knows snow better… he’s like, a snowman? /shot

...snow + vodka = ?

CHIBI IVAN IS THE BEST

Only a bone?! And what newspaper is this, I want a subscription. xD

Eff yeah. Get me a subscription too. Nations are nations, maybe they have some sort of.. thing that dosen’t let them get hurt as easy. xD

While France reads the newspaper, England is… doing embroidery. This looks like a very happeh couple. Ohp, France isn’t supposed to me here.

Ohohoho Kyfni. xD

Introducing the Baltic nations: Latvia, Estonia, and Lithuania! They’re so nervous around Russia, haha.

LATVIA IS ADORABLE. X3

BALTIC COUNTIRES MOVED UP IN FAVES LIST

Latvia evidently has no tact. orz

His bretheren fear for his life. Living in Russia’s house must be tough. D:

Estonia escapes, and leaves the other two to deal with the snowman scary nation. >_<

when asked where his clothes has gone, Latvia tells Russia that they’ve been “cleaned up”– in other words, “donated to a museum”. (Even though he bought them recently lol)

“LA-TOE-VEE-AAAA!!!!” <3333

...he says with a smile on his face.

Russia, your babies become beggars in front of you. Child abuse! Does it still count if you’re “abusing” them just by being in the room?

…idk if a just his presence counts as abuse. ): BUT HE’S TERRIFYING.

I love you still Russia

Yes, Latvia! Be assertive! (10cm, though?)

ESTONIA GO HELP HIM!! Or not, this is fun to watch; wah, Latvia is stretchy~

Latvia didn’t get any taller D:

Germany nearly isn’t as scary as Russia, imo.

The three Baltic countries consult with each other, but they get nothing. When all else fails, well~ dinner never does!

I cant tell who is seme/uke in LatviaxSealand 8I

Uhm, a variety of food is always nice too (?)

Finally, some good ol’ America&England love bonding time! Over ice cream, perfect. P:

I LOVE THIS PART KEKEKE.

I’d glomp England too ;D

There’s probably some saying about respecting your parents; well, America had it coming when he said, “looks like you -are- thoughtful from time to time!”. Slipping on a banana peel, flying to England, but landing on his face accompanied by a spurt of blood. Which is why I don’t get why his foot of all things is broken… xD

Because he’s Alfred. xD HE SHOULD HAVE FALLEN ON ARTHUR LOLOTL.

^agree

Ice cream in bed, though! ^^

Awww, he’s adorable. :’D

This episode is full of England&Japan lovin’, which make yours truly and her partner-in-crime very happy fangirls. ;D

YESSSSS. ALDSJ;ALD;;; KIKUUUUU~

*steps away from both xD; *

Over 100 years ago, an Anglo-Japanese Alliance was signed (meaning this took place before WWII, which APH is based off of). They have a history together~

The first thing they do is sightsee– or, at least England thinks so.

Pwn’d. Sorry, England~

Japan tells England a bit of lore, mainly about Tengu and how they were gods of the mountain. I like their formal attire~ so hawtt.

Ikr. I love them in suits. ….actually, I love them in anything. :’D

Arthur asking about ’bad guys’ gives me Alfred-vibes. xD

LOL. Arthur has been with Alfred alot so now he’s thinking alike? Ohohoho. s2

...Even if the tengu is waving at you, I don’t think you should be waving back.

England hears a “noisy kid” in Japan’s home, but… Japan lives alone. =/

England creeps everyone out with his fairies? D; His fangirls still love him tho s2

Nuh-uh, I live with him. ’cause I’m his waifu. *brick’d so hard*

Oh! They both love tea! Instant bonding. s2

Japan thinks to himself that England has had a long trip (from literally the other side of the word), which is why he must be seeing things. I’m guessing Kiku knows about Arthur’s imaginary friends?

Arthur: “T-there not imaginary! >///<   /    > I” tsundere/uke

Aww, so formal! >w<

England thinks Japan is strange, and blames it on-- *can’t finish her sentence*

*nosebleeds*

*wipes up Kyfni’s blood* Hawtness.

There should be such a thing as LONG screen not only wide screen.

Confrontation at the onsen! And all I can think about is how in scenes like this, it’s funny ’cause everyone is naked.

So England walks in on two… non-human things taking a short soak at the hot springs.

England doesn’t seem to have a problem with it, though. ;D I want to be there too but with clothes on lol.

GO KYFNI GO. I can distract Kiku meanwhile.

The kappa gives Arthur a historic/cultural lesson about Japan. Aww, he’s trying to strengthen the friendship between the countries~ too bad they’ll be at war about… fifty years later. orz

He stays in there from sunset ’til the moon rises; as soon as he gets out, it’s time for bed. That must’ve been quite an interesting discussion. ;D

Japan was lonely ;A;

Lonely? I beg to differ, he wasn’t alone… 8D /shotshotshot.

rofl kagamin WHAT WERE YOU DOING TO HIM.

Japan is probably quite confused, too. Hawt Arthur again mwah

Close-up just for Kagamin. s2

*glomps Kyfni & kidnaps Kiku*

…. DON’T DENY IT I LOVE LIVE WITH YOU. xD

LOL why does his bed have his flag?!

The supernatural bids goodbye to England, carrying a rather big pack. But they aren’t wearing any clothes, so I wonder what they have in there… >>

Nobody will ever know…. o.o

Shit load of tea in cans

Hey, don’t creep on England while he’s sleeping! That’s our job!

Kyfni is the only one who creeps on Arthur. Meanwhile, I’m down the hall creeping on Kiku. C:

They came to say bye to him, since they’re heading back into the mountains. The kappa goes on to explain that in the past, some still believed in them; but not anymore, since it’s a “new era”. Science&technology are taking over the world D:

Poor kappa ><

Poor kappa. T^T Oh, and Arthur looks sexy in Japanese clothing. C:

They aren’t allowed to roam in the public anymore, so that’s why they were happy they could talk with England again. How sweet~ x)

Awwwwww~ …imo anyone in Hetalia would look smexy in those clothes. Kiku does it best, chyeah.

This screenshot is only here to confirm that Arthur’s eyebrows have six layers. It’s not 'cause I'm biased, why would you say that?

*A*

…and Kyfni will join you. /shot. xD

lol seriously that screenshot looks like hes saying that to you/the audience :’D

And then a little girl runs past him, the same one who had been laughing earlier on. Evidently, he gives chase and wakes Japan.

Oh, you non-believer. ):

STOP DENYING IT. KAGAMIN LIVES WITH YOU. ‘CAUSE SHE IS YOUR WAIFU. BELIEVE ITTTTT.

Ends with Japan’s version of the ending theme. ^^

*begin Kagamin’s squealing* dont you mean continue xDD

And the moral of the story is England is willing to share a bath in the hot springs with anyone you aren’t as alone as you think in the house… ;D

WW Academy Newspaper: reporting on how each country celebrates Christmas! This’ll be fun. ^^

Germany would make the perfect class prez.

GAKUEN HETALIA FTW. Oh, he would. He sooo would. He can seriously work the megane YESH.

Doitsu is hawttest in megane woot woot

They recap about the last topic (beer), but all they remember is how Germany got drunk rather than gathering the information. xD

LOL this should’ve been Germany’s weakness; well, it’s good blackmail, in any case. ;D

Italy starts; illuminate a mountain, roast a turkey, and give presents to people they’re indebted to. What happened to giving out of the kindness of your heart? :P

Apparently only Finland does that. D: I give out of kindness. C:

Turkey~! Not the nation, lol.

Japan is a bit hesitant to describe his Christmas, and we see why he takes advantage of the boxing day rush lolol. But then he imagines a happy couple~ oh hey, I think he’s looking for a waifu. ;D

Boxing day rush where all otakus go wildddd

POSITION OF KIKU’S WAIFU IS FILLEEDDDD BY MEEEEEE. C:

iLOL @ Sales-rep!Japan.

Switzerland bursts in and scolds Japan (quickly mentioning that the Swiss celebrate with their families). Then he leaves. s2

Switzerland barges in just to scold Japan.

…is it mean to say I think Kiku’s scared face is pretty moe too? /shot. *hugs Kiku*

SWITZERLANDXJAPAN Y/Y

Axis Powers, disperse~! Off to gather info!

America: Lights EVERYWHERE~ with cake no one wants to eat? I’d eat it ;A;

I’d eat it. Just ’cause Alfred made it. :’D

He inherited his daddeh’s cooking skillz?

…possibly. Alfred’s  tastebuds are already shot from all the stuff Arthur fed him when he was little. xD

Fruitcake OTL

Russia: Christmas is on January 7th… and Ded Moroz comes to his place. He looks like a younger version of Santa, with his brown-ish beard~ x) They make dolls of him, which are believed to come alive. o_o

…I should have expected such from Ivan. xD

Now he’s a doll...

...and now he isn’t. DDD:

Italy gets scared, aww~ meanwhile, Arthur is spying on them. =/

Dear goodness that is scarrryyyy. *hides with Italy* Arthur did say he was best at spying…. xD

China: No Xmas trees allowed because they’re flammable? T^T ZOMG HONG KONG WAS MENTIONED. /spaz but why wasn’t he shown D:

*pats Kyfni*

asdfjkl; HONGKONG s2 His name, anyways ;~;

The Axis Powers re-group, and discuss. Arthur continues to spy…

*points* That’s exactly how Kyfni & I do it. Spying & stalker-ing. 8D

England is stalks while waiting for the axis to interview him while not actually asking because he would come off as desperate YOU KNOW THAT PERSONALITY YOU D FIND IN THOSE CR!P CLICHE SHOWS, its adorable though >w<

Arthur, why the creepering?

France: Chrismas is gorgeous and romantic, so spend it with Francis! ;D And drunk!Santa lol.

Yes, romantic. That’s why I shall spend it with Kiku. C:

Kagamin, I lost count on how many times you used “Kiku” and “C:” in the same sentence

Watch out Doitsu, he’s after your BFF.

Aha, Italy would like a picture of drunk!Finland

And they saved the best for last~ Finland! Santa himself! xD He goes into the sauna right before Christmas and does a bunch of stuff in there… recycling? o_O

….Tino wtf? xD

Moi moi moi moi moi moi moi moi moi moi moi ヽ(。´▽｀。)ノ although… since the north pole is Canadian terrortory Santa Claus is canadian yaya

Xmas saunas what?

Germany’s turn~ Christmas markets, bakeries and advent wreaths.

Germany would like to take YOU out on a date ;D

That works… Germany can do with Italy. Then I can take Kiku, since we all want to leave Feliciano & Ludwig alone… :3

The Axis will spend Christmas together again~ how cute! >w<

Threesome plzkthx

Threesome! /shot

/After the ending theme~

Arthur is sneaky, but Kiku’s a ninja.

Arthur was caughttt~! xD

…my stalking skills must be epic in order to stalk a ninja. :’D

It turns out that England was avoiding the three reporters, but of course, Japan catches him. I wonder what’s so different about his Christmas? I want to know~!!

…according to other sources, he wanted them to interview him. C: I’d love to know what Arthur’s Christmas is like. xD

Christmas in England is ICE tea

Win~ xD Oh and I only assumed so ’cause Arthur was pressing himself up agains the wall and he looked so scared but maybe I just pay too much attention to him *shot*.